EWA October 19, 2003RESULTS
The EWA crowned it's inaugural tag team champions in an elimination tournament. Steve Valek and Insano benefited from some misfired chicanery, an unprovoked attack and a mismatched team to take the titles. In the first round, the plans of Barry Bin Ladin blew up in his face when he tried to introduce his "cousin", Mustafa Barstafa. As the match progressed it became obvious that it was in fact Mozart, who had already been eliminated from the tournament in an earlier match. That fact got them disqualified. In the semi final, Jesus was left without his partner Big Al after an attack from Nightmare and then Mozart (who they had beaten in the first round). Valek and Insano were good sports about it, Valek even helping Al backstage whilst Insano and Jesus fought on. Valek eventually returned - and nailed the Black Cross for the win. In the final, Rhino - who had to cope with a new partner in the absence of the injured Mike Manson - was not happy with the choice, T-Cup. He was so angry in the finish that he blasted his partner and just walked out of the match leaving T-Cup to be hit with the Diamond Dust by Insano for the victory.
In other matches Vida Loca was disqualified in her rematch with Eden after the match at the Arena show when Jade Lexus interfered and the two girls did a number on the defenceless Eden. Krackerjak was metaphorically dragged from the commentary position by Commissioner Matthews to face - and defeat - Foxx, by submission with the Bastard Lock (also known as the Texas Cloverleaf). And Mr.Bump and the Fallen wowed fans with their match, which the Fallen won with a nasty Last Ride variation called the Critical Mass. The Dungeon Master inexplicably walked out of his match against Frankie the Frog after kicking out of his Frog Splash, and then there was the weird spectacle of "Mozart's Moment", where Mozart presented a woman who could break watermelons by squeezing her thighs together!
The next EWA show is yet to be announced, but when it is I'll let you know!
It never happened.